Dear Best Picture Oscar Winners,
Why must you all be so freaking long? Of the twelve films I've watched to date, the average length is 132 minutes.
What's worse is that most of you actually feel that long. That's not a compliment.
You'd think Best Picture winners would have decent editors.
It takes a lot to prepare myself for these epic films, throw me a bone once in a while.
A film under 100 minutes doesn't make it bad, I promise.
Annie Hall, please disregard this note. You're off the hook since you only lasted 93 glorious minutes.
Sincerely,
Katelyn
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